Follow me in this quest to find out just why being in debt of some dumb raccoon magically grants you superiority over drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Animal Crossing is good. Animal Crossing New Horizons is good. AC New Horizons is good. Animal Crossing Switch is better than drugs. Heroine sucks dick. Pay no attention to this block it’s me screwing the algorithm. YouTube if you see this, I didn’t mean it at all.
Anyways, some GODDAMNED Timestamps:
00:31 – Section 1: Why do people do drugs?
2:05 – Section 2: Why Animal Crossing is better than Drugs
3:32 – Section 3: Effects on Drug Demand from Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing? Have you heard of this game? It’s ONLY THE BEST GAME BIRTHED BY MANKIND. If you haven’t heard of this game, then y’all need to have a 12-foot pole shoved straight through your rectum. Maybe once it is taken out, your memory will be jogged enough. Regardless, Animal Crossing IS greater than drugs.
If you do Heroin, Cocaine, LSD, or whatever the fuck, here’s what you’re going to do. Call your dealer and tell him to choke on a cancerous dick. Tell him his mother doesn’t love him and you have found something new to get your fix. Animal BLOODY Crossing. $94 Canadian for the game; equivalent to 9001 shots of Heroine. AND YOU CAN’T EVEN OVERDOSE?!
Seriously, if you haven’t already bought this game, GET YOUR LARD ASS STRAIGHT TO AMAZON AND PREORDER RIGHT NOW. If you haven’t bought it yet I will break into your house and do it on your OWN computer.
The museum is beautiful. I would tell the Garden of Eden to FUCK right off and mow it with a broken lawnmower to tell God how serious I am. Why did the lord create all sorts of dumb disease while it was us humans that created Animal Crossing.
Maybe God needs to step the fuck down and let Nintendo fix the management up there. Seriously.
Subscribe or I plug your drainage systems with 12,000 tons of frozen grapes.
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